And, what's it with the poor nominees having to wait on stage for the opening of the envelope? Presenting the award while standing amidst the audience?
I hate acceptance speeches. Either it sounds like just listing lots of people or it is a sob-story I am not interested in.
I love Julia Roberts when she tries to rescue Clint Eastwood's cheek from lipstick-leftovers. I would give her and him an Oscar every year just because. I feel sorry for Martin Scorsese, but he is in good company. Antonio Banderas should wash and cut his hair and stop singing in public.
When does Johnny Depp get an award? Why is Cate Blanchett wearing yellow when there are dozens of other colours that would compliment her complexion so much better? Thank heavens there is no third "Bridget Jones" book because I couldn't stand watching Renee Zellweger gaining and losing too much weight again for another movie. What's with the strapless dresses?
Why on earth do I think every f§$%ing year that it is worth watching these boring three hours and some minutes of TV?