I had it all planned out. A nice green post for St. Patrick's Day. Why didn't anyone tell me that it was yesterday?? ("yesterday" as in "The Wedding Singer" when Adam-Sandler-tells-his-no-good-fiance-who-has-stood-him-up-at-the-altar-it-would-have-been-good-to-know-that YESTERDAY!)
You are invited to have a good laugh on my expense. I don't mind. I can't mind because I am a dumbass.